WAIT. Why are they all blonde? Listen, let me tell you a little something about Teen Mom REALITY, dudes. You can only afford box dye so you start dying your hair black. The cost of maintenance on their ridiculous ‘dos is not a teen mom reality. I mean, so if you get highlights a lot… don’t have sex. Just kidding, but seriously, use birth control. This has been a PSA? Or something of that nature.